"Yeah, he's such a Pyro."
You: I hope you die in a car wreck.
Stock weapons consist of a flamethrower with a multipurpose secondary fire, a shotgun, and a fire axe. Unlockable weapons include a flamethrower that does automatic critical hits on a target from behind, a flare gun to ignite targets at long range, and an axe that inflicts an automatic critical hit on a burning target. Because of the immediately obvious and lingering effects of fire, the Pyro is considered ideal for checking for the presence an enemy spy.
The Pyro is often considered overpowered or a noob class thanks to a combination of speed, decent health, and a primary weapon that doesn't require slowing down, precise aim, or reloading that gets more powerful as the range gets closer. Most Pyros, noob or not, are accused of being a W + M1 player. In spite of the accusation that playing Pyro is easy mode, the Pyro does not top the charts for most played class, most points per hour, most kills per hour, longest life, most damage dealt, or indeed any statistics tracked by Valve.
Pyroman (In thought): What a dipshit, I did that this morning and during lunch, I'm also doing that right now. Oh well, it's not my fault if he gets his head blown up because he's so close.
Non-Pyroman (Speaking): Why are you runing?
-Most Signs that you really are a pyro.
1. You have gone far and beyond out of your way to use fire.
2. you have held a blue flame under your arm for atleast 5 seconds because its beautiful.
3. YOU HAVE COMBUSTED ACETONE
4. you often find yourself euphoric thinking about burning
5. you have played with fire far and beyond the point of burning yourself.
6. when someone says theyre a total pyro you dont correct them you just know theyre pussys and youre the real firestarter
7. you suffer from one of these common issues
ADD- Attention-deficit disorder
ADHD- Attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder
OCD- Obsessive Compulsive disorder
ODD- Oppositional Defiant Disorder
usally consisting of ADHD OCD and most commonly ODD
girl:"whats wrong with that kid?"
Boy:"idk but that fuckin pyro better stay over there"
when you see someone buying gallons of acetone for "paint remover"
Guy 1 : "dude what happened to your arm hair?"
Guy 2 : "oh i burned it off"
Guy 1 : "dude your a fuckin pyro, u need to cut that shit out youll hurt yourself"
Guy 2 : "so? its fun(worth it)"
"pyro" is short for pyromania, and it is a mental addiction to fire. For a pyromaniac, it's not normal to go a day without fire. They usually handle themselves well normally, but when around fire they could become jittery, aggressive, and obsessive compulsive. They can be obsessed with exploding things, may carry lighters at all times, and may have mental disorders such as Schizophrenia and Psychopathy. If someone is a "pyro" it is extremely noticeable.