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The sound of a fat ass bobbing back and fourth.
My old principal, Mr.George has a fat ass. When he walks his ass cheeks go, \"pweetity pweet.\"
by Tudder_dude April 26, 2005
 
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The first tweet of the morning, made from your cell phone while on the toilet.
My first pweet this morning was about my daughter waking me up at midnight.
by Selfish Mom March 19, 2009