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A PUTMAN IS THE REAL DEAL...The word pimp was invented because of the PUTMAN'S... They are all mighty Dragon slaying, woman stealing, Sexy Ninjasamuri that fight crime and drift Silvia's. Some words of advice, never piss of a Putman, because I don't think anyone (expect the chosen few that were sent down to fight crime with them) has seen them slap a bitch, and live to tell the tale... Pretty much one of the most amazing things ever to been witnessed.

And their drifting abilities are like woah...
Dude A: "That guy just took my girl! Im going to kick his ass!"'

Dude B: "Whoah dude! Thats a Putman, He'll rip off your head and shit down your neck!"

Dude A: "Nvm Fml..."
by Player_P July 08, 2009

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Another word for a Ninja, or Samuri. Can be found wearing hair gell and looks damn good wearing it.
"I want to be a uber leet Putman when I grow up to be big!"

"Nice Hair!"
by Player_J July 09, 2009

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Often referred to or called a, "try-hard" Putman refuses to give up on the play, and always finishes. He lives by the rules: Never skip reps, show coach who's boss, and go hard every time. Putmans are found outside of sports, in situations such as COD, as well and should be handled with care. If you value your life, never look a Putman in the eyes.
Randy is such a Putman, he's using the Bal-27.
by bIG_Boss6969 January 15, 2015

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an asshole, or dick, who sucks at comebacks, drinking, ping pong, skeeting, and is the master of nothing--although he believes he is the master at everything. oh,and he sucks at guitar hero.
That kid with the crazy ass beard is such a Putman.
by brit&dyllll August 01, 2009

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The co-worker usually described as mehhhh. Usually hates partying and drinking, doesnt like pussy, and makes love to his car. For some reason wears cologne and gel to work like hes going to get laid.
"dude that was such a Putman thing to do"

"yo that girl wants to such your dick, dont be such a prude/ putman!"
by juliomcmahon July 09, 2009

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