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Putagonia (pron): Any woman that is forced to cancel her order for a Patagonia Jacket after she realizes that the ordered jacket is not the one that she initially intended to purchase. (i.e. Usually occurs after a Patagonia sale, as in Earth Day)
Male #1: "Your little sister seems upset."
Male #2: "Yeah, she had to cancel her order for that Patagonia jacket; she's such a Putagonia."
by Magician911 April 24, 2013