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2.
What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter
*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)
by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 07, 2009
 
1.
A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.
Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"
by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009
 
3.
The common words used by a WHITE boy when wanting to play in a basketball game.
White boy: Hey "Put me in coach! "
Coach: Sorry son, your white, its just not in your blood.
by breezy weezy December 14, 2008
 
4.
1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class
1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.
by Nick D February 27, 2003