Put The Dick Away.

Used When you think someone is acting too high and mighty, or when someone is doing something totally unnecessary.

Oh Man... Seriously? Put the Dick Away!,
President Bush...38 kilatons of bombs? Put the dick away.

by MEEPLE January 10, 2010

Put your dick away

Verb.
1. Term used to tell someone to stop being horny.

Guy 1 "Yo i wanna nail that chick."
Guy 2 "Bro put your dick away."

by Shlong Shlave October 11, 2020

Put The Dick Away.

1. Used when a guy is boasting or is too full of himself, to tell him he needs to get real and be more modest.

2. Used when a guy is too horny, to tell him he needs to cool down and stop thinking about sex. Cf. "take a cold shower".

(1)

I could pick up in 5 seconds every chick in the club!

Dude, put the dick away. That's too much!

(2)

Boy: You look so sexy tonight, wanna follow me to the restroom?

Girl: Put your dick away, you're sicko!

by Lukes*8 October 11, 2015