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Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know. 1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.
Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun! 2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that." |
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