|1.||Put the iPod on shuffle|
Code for masturbating when you don't want someone else to know.
1. John: Hey, Mary, I think I'm gonna go lay in bed and put the iPod on shuffle.
Mary: Oh, okay, John, that sounds fun!
2. "Dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? I totally went home and put the iPod on shuffle to that."