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The act of cunnilingus, or more colloquially to "go down on a woman" !
Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
by Cpt. Kickass June 20, 2009
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To clamp your mouth securely over the bearded clam of ones lady friend
Fancy a pint,

No i'm going home to put the beard on
by Clive Pillowfriend August 16, 2007
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