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What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse. The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter *Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron. Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you" Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life" Billy: "Good so put me in coach" "Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach" "Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :) |
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