When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!
I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!
It's when you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to go with his girlfriend to a craft show just so he can get some poon tang afterwards.
My friend Tim is the biggest pussy whipped bitch ever, we call him whippy cuz he'd rather watch dirty dancing then go play some baseball.
The state of being influenced so greatly by your female significant other that you a) unreasonably change the way you act around your friends, family, and others so as not to upset said significant other and b) feel that you deserve a reward for not acting in a way that would upset said significant other.
Jason refuses to go to any parties anymore because he is pussy-whipped.
To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)
"I'm not pussywhipped, I'm in love. And she IS a sweet little pie..." - Anon. Pussywhipped Lover
The enviable state of being the happy boyfriend or husband of a beautiful sexy woman when all your male friends are single and bitter.
"Sorry, guys, I'm hitting a club with my girl tonight, so I can't come over for poker night. Yeah, yeah, I'm pussywhipped, whatever, but she looks better in a dress than any of you."
When a male loses all his dignity that he falls so far as to be ruled completely by his "girlfriend".
Friend 1:Where the fuck is Fred, he's missin out on some serious shit.
Friend 2: Dude, he's w/ his fuckin' girlfriend as usual.
Friend 3: The usual huh, he's definately pussywhipped.
When the guy gets the last word in with "yes dear", or O.K. honey.
The bottom of your shoes need to be licked clean because you stepped in some dog shit? Yes dear, I'll take care of it right now.
Scott you one balled bitch. Do you get your period at the same time as the other women in the office? All I can think is that she must be one hell of a blow job. Gay men laugh at you.