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A Pussy Pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. These varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc...
Stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.

Little did he realise the magnitude of his error... Upon the arrival of said pussy pizza Stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.

outcast and downtrodden Stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.
by Tyamm January 13, 2017

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The sexual act with an order of pizza. The man places a slice of pizza on the woman's crotch. With the preparations complete, the man proceeds to eat dat pussy and the pizza at the same time. Proceed to add a new slice of pizza when the previous slice is finished. This act can also be done in reverse by wrapping said pizza slice around the penis. This is particularly useful when the woman has a vagina of peculiar taste or when the man needs a quick snack before work but the wife is in need of satisfaction.
"Jesus, I was about to leave for work, but Janey was horny as fuck. I was hungry though, and luckily had some spare pizza from last night, so I had some Pussy Pizza to eat. Lucky me!"
by Raven of Thor March 22, 2017

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