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Usually the female friend that tries to prevent any males from hooking up with her attractive friend. Very similar to the cockblock
Guy: hey can i buy you a drink?
Girl: Ummm...
Pussy police: (interrupts) No, you cant. She already has 1!
by L!ndizzle October 14, 2011
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