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A set of dillusional statements made by a man regarding his relations with women. Typically the subject exaggerates his success rate with women even though those around him know the truth.
When Moe referred to himself as The King of All Ass despite the fact that he hadn't been laid in six months, I knew he was using the pussy paradox again.
by tactrash July 10, 2008

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