The Pushicon gospel:

PUSHICON IS LAW.
PUSHICON IS THE BEGINNING.
PUSHICON IS THE END.
PUSHICON IS THE ALPHA.
PUSHICON IS THE OMEGA.
PUSHICON IS OMNISCENT.
PUSHICON IS OMNIPOTENT.
PUSHICON SEES ALL.
PUSHICON HEARS ALL.
PUSHICON KNOWS ALL.
YOU WILL OBEY PUSHICON.