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A person whos sexual preference leads them to enjoy the bedroom company of other poorly endowed, often vegetarian boys with stretched ears and "Baby Faced" Features. Sausage gobbling is the only meat consumption approved by those who follow the 'Purtich' Lifestyle
"Man that dude was such a fuckin Purtich!"
by Bawsssssss October 19, 2011
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