When having intercourse standing up, the male retrieves his penis in time to ejaculate on the ground in front of the partner; who then shoves the partner through the newly created puddle, causing them to slip in it and fall and appear purple after being bruised severely.
My girlfriend looks like she got the shit beat out of her, but really, it was because I gave her purple tiptoes.
by buhooobs November 11, 2009