An Alcoholic beverage containing Golden Grain Alcohol or Everclear 190 pf, Sprite and any type of Grade Soda

WARNING: This drink improves your ability to talk to members of the opposite gender exponentially. It will take you to heaven, but be prepared to wake up in hell.
"We had Purple Jesus at that Alpha Chi social last night, I slept with 2 sloots and made out with my best friend. The bartender said he's never seen such a blacked-out crowd by midnight"

"Purple Jesus took me to heaven last night, but it looks like I woke up next to Satan himself"
by purpandred January 13, 2012
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4. Nickname for rookie running back Adrian Peterson of the Minnesota Vikings.
The Vikings beat the Falcons thanks to a 60 yard pass reception and run by Purple Jesus.
by mphilg September 13, 2007
Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.
Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?
by PurpleJesus September 10, 2007
The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!
My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!
by Incog Neato July 15, 2004
A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.
My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.
by St. Charles September 05, 2009
a very high dose of LSD disguised as a single hit. A 'purple jesus' contains between 100 and 500 regular LSD doses. It is sometimes given to a someone as a practical joke or even punishment, since the person is likely to never be the same way again.
That turned out to be a Purple Jesus, not some regular weekend trip. 'Nice knowing you', were the last words I heard from the person who gave it to me.
by oznogrd December 29, 2009
the vagina of a dark skinned woman that appears purple in colour
i bet that woman has a nice purple jesus
by Mount Washington Expedition October 14, 2010

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