Acronym for Drug Abuse Resistance Education. Pretty much a big waste of tax money and school hours spent by police officers telling 2-4th graders half truths and flat-out lies about drugs. Along with this, they use scare tactics and educational films about drug addicts (who by default MUST be rapists). It wasted my time, and as a highschooler, I know from experience that none of it really matters.

A newer looking school that was built approximately 6 years ago. This school has very strict principals. you can get in trouble for anything at this school, even if you yawn during a test, or talk to ur friends at lunch. one of the strictest principals is actually a midget (not to mention INDIAN smelly). At this school 8th graders still get in trouble for calling each other buttheads. This schools schedule doesnt work like other schools, we have this gay llittle thing called teaming. It is a complete waste of time. The students at this school arent like students in other towns. Most girls are prude. and wear purity rings which means they will never have sex. Until they are married, and old. some guys are prude and are usually made fun of.
For regular guys that act like "Guys". there are no girls to do anything with. so if you want poon you pretty much cant get much. The football at shadow ridge also aint so great. basically you dont want to come to this school

Jonaside (Jonas-side) -To eliminate, terminate or end the life of a Jonas brother.

The Definition of the word Irony.
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In a nutshell God gets mad at the world for taking a shit god sends teeneagers to do the work. Ironic that they do nothing so they get these stupid purity rings and summon the silver surfer with red speedos with his annoying ass catchphrase " The power is yours". Basicly it was a waste of a morning block on saturday morning programming. Ask Cartoon Network.

When dealing with a lying-ass motherfucker, the Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (LAMC)is the multiplier (generally around .39) added to any numbers (such as income, number of recent sexual relations, cost of automobile, amount of alcohol consumed, length of prison sentence, etc) quoted by said lying-ass motherfucker, with the intent of approximating a truer estimate of the referenced events.

The actual value of the LAMC fluctuates depending on the relative purity of the lying-ass motherfucker in question and must be adjusted accordingly. A LAMC of .8 or .9 is only appropriate for a "part-time" or a "fly-by-night" lying-ass motherfucker, while a true, pathological lying-ass motherfucker often necessitates a .1 or even a .05!

Use a known quantity to assign a LAMC value to the lying-ass motherfuckers in your life. If, for instance, a lying ass motherfucker at your work claims he made a cool $120 in tips over the course of his shift when you spotted him pocketing a paltry $45, you can safely place his LAMC at .375, give or take a few hundredths.

Once a LAMC is established, it tends to remain fairly constant, varying only in cases of extreme mental excitement, anguish, or upheaval. Lying-ass motherfuckers who are manic drunks, for example, often require a lower LAMC value when they are on the sauce. Tears in the beer, however, can indicate that a higher value should be used ("in vino veritas" rings true, for depressive drunk lying-ass motherfuckers at least).

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