Purdouchebag :Must be bitter, can't blame you. POTFH Zach, all you need to know.
Zach: Enough with this PURDOUCHEBAGGERY...always looking at the small picture instead of the whole.
Purdouchebag: Oh damn, he's got skillz people, he goes to IU! Hahah, shit Zach, even a person like you should know that it's the little things that matter most and make us the happiest.
Zach: That sounds exactly like what someone who goes to a school with no national championships in a major sport would say...hmmm makes sense.