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The most stupid, unintelligent creature on the face of the earth capable of climbing into it's own anus. This "animal"'s stupidity is so strong that the basis of negative intelligence can spawn random anti-matter and cause illiteracy in inatimate objects and or damage. Puppies usually live in anus' such as their own or other puppies or people. In the United States and many countries it is illegal to own or sell puppies. A puppy's eyes radiate the most powerful stupidity levels, passing a quick glance will cause immediate and irreversible intelligence loss. Puppies must have their eyes covered by a small cloth at all times, this will also prevent excitement that may cause it's anus to explode. Puppies are known to give off radiation. Despite common believe, dogs are never to be confused with puppies. When a puppy grows, it simply becomes a larger puppy, when a dog grows it becomes a large dog. That man has a puppy! Open fire!
He's got puppies strapped onto him, (Suicide puppy bomber) retreat. Soldier, do not let that small sheet lift from that things eyes, it's anus will fucking explode. This man appears to have been within 20,000 miles of a puppy, he's a fucking moron! |
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A small dog, usually cute and playful Look at that cute puppy!
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A small, cute dog. People enjoy puppies because they're cute and playful, but after about three weeks they've grown into full-size dogs who knock stuff over and take dumps on your furniture. Damn it Harold, your puppy just took a shit on my Barcalounger.
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a lil doggy ello puppy
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Sep 29, 2003
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1. A very cute, young, fuzzy, typically small and playful dog.
2. Referring to an object. 3. (Slang) A very attractive girl who attracts guys by whining. 1. Nothing is cuter, sweeter, or snugglier than a puppy. =)
2. That's one fast puppy! 3. The new girl on my street is a puppy. |
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*A baby dog.
*If plural, it refers to breasts. *A slang term for a person, when referring something in relation to. "There's nothing in life more cute than a puppy. ^-^ "
"Show me some puppies!!!" -Jerry "The King" Lawler "He's an expert in torture and he likes his gun because the bullets lodge in instead of going through, making the one almost incapable of healing. He's one sick puppy, that Ocelot." -Master Miller, MGS |
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In 1997 or so, Yahoo! chat made it so that (for a few days, anyway) if you typed "blow job" into the chat window, what would appear on the screen was "puppy." clueless person: "I didn't type puppy! I typed puppy!"
smart person, saying the same thing for the millionth time that hour: "If you type "bl0w j0b" (with 'o's instead of '0's), it comes out "puppy."" |
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A man under the age of 25, because they are still trainable.
Have you seen Melissa's new puppy, Chris? He is even better trained than the last one.
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