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32. Punt
To bet in an Irish manner; namely in extremely large quantities and whilst monumentally inebreiated, ideally on Guinness or Poteen.
Top o' the morning to you Paddy, oi shink we should punt 10,000 yoyos on Red Rum to win the 15.45 at Gallway.
1. punt
(MIT slang) (1) To skip class (2) To avoid doing work. Ant: tool.
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2. punt
To be kicked.
Dag yo!
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3. punt
To kick an object as far and hard as possible
you punted the ball over the fence bell-end!
4. punt
To 'have a punt' means to bet prospectively on something that probably won't win.
"What so you think Shergar is coming in at Cheltenham?"

"Not really, but I'll have punt on that"

or

"That stuck up bitch over there only sleeps with guys who have at least 10 grand in their pocket and a diamond bed to sleep on"

"Fuck mate, have a punt, if it don't work out, nothing lost."
5. punt
To have a bet.
John: I have a feeling QPR will beat Man U today.
Alex: At 14/1, it's worth a punt!
6. Punt
throwing away a girl or breaking up with her (popular word among football players)
Jock 1: you still with Jessica

Jock 2: she's so stiff, Im about ready to punt her away
7. punt
Flat bottomed, small, open boat that is powered by a person pushing along with a long pole. Similar to a Venetian gondola. Used in shallow waters (unless you have a really long pole.)
The waters around Cambridge University are often full of silly punts.
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