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2.
Sex organ of a female from Punjab.

Hereditary physical characteristics of the Iranoid Race, which demographically predominates in North India, lead to the development of tall stature, thick bone structure, long-headedness & natural corpulence of the Punjabi Woman. These features are mainly a consequence of Bergman's Rule, which causes large mammalian body mass in cold climates.

However, Allen's Rule simultaneously implies shrinkage of external vascularised organs, & has resulted in the male genitalia evolving small dimensions in relation to the muscular Nordic-Iranian frame. This anatomical peculiarity implies that the Iranoid Vagina has had to evolve a small size in direct proportion to the Iranoid Penis, so as to enable impregnation. Thus the Punjabi Vagina is, despite the large size of Punjaban Buttocks, small compared to the body. This refers to relative & not absolute size, for the Punjaban in actual terms often exceeds the Alpine Indo-Aryan Vagina of Central India. Likewise, relatively small vaginae & penises are found in other branches of the Nordic-Iranian Race, incl Iranian (Persian, Armenian & Pathan) & Nordic (Scandinavian & N German).

The exceptions to this rule are Punjabans who have had many children, & those who have mated with 'Telingas' or 'Makranis'. Such women have a stretched-out Dravidianised Vagina & thus relegate the Punjabi Penis to anal sex, as they require a Dravidian Penis for Vaginal Orgasms.
1) Traditional Indo-Aryan beliefs regarding the contrasting tightness of the Punjabi Vagina & large size of
Punjaban Buttocks are common in Indian English literature. Thus, Mohan Kumar, Khushwant Singh's implicitly Shudra stud of the 'Kumhara' potter caste, describes this contrast in Yasmine Wanchoo, a Pakistani Punjabi lady: "'She took me by my hand & led me to the bedroom. She took off everything save her jewellery ... I was surprised to see that a woman SO LARGE, who had borne two children, had such a SMALL VAGINA ... she took off my shirt & pulled down my trousers. She gasped at what she saw ... She kissed me hungrily & noisily on {p 36} my nose, lips & neck, leaving her saliva on me, while she heaved & thumped me with her HUGE BUTTOCKS." ( 'The Company of Women: A Tragedy of Lust' Basavaraj Naikar. 28-50 in: 'Indian writing in English' Rama Kundu. N Delhi: Atlantic Pubrs & Dist. 2008: 35-6, citing Khushwant Singh 1999: 109-11; caps added).

2) "Ever since Ravana stretched out my Bibi's tight Punjabi Vagina with his 12-inch Telingana Black Snake, she can't even feel my 4-inch Punjabi Lulli!" - Farhan, Bhangra Forum 12 Jan 2011.

3) "You Punjabi Mundas hate us South Indians 'coz you're jealous your Soni Kuris don't want your puny 4-inch Punjabi Lullis after our Dravidian Men have stretched out their tight Punjabi Vaginas with their one-foot Malabar Black Snakes!" - 'Why Punjabis hate South Indians' Lakshmi Shanmugam, Topix 14 Dec 2010.
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza June 01, 2011
 
1.
Sex organ of a female from Punjab.

Hereditary physical characteristics of the Iranoid Race, which demographically predominates in North India,
lead to the development of tall stature, thick bone structure, long-headedness & natural corpulence of the Punjabi
Woman
. These features are mainly a consequence of Bergman's Rule, which causes large mammalian body mass
in cold climates.

However, Allen's Rule simultaneously implies shrinkage of external vascularised organs, & has resulted in the
male genitalia evolving small dimensions in relation to the muscular Nordic-Iranian frame. This anatomical
peculiarity implies that the Iranoid Vagina has had to evolve a small size in direct proportion to the Iranoid
Penis
, so as to enable impregnation. Thus the Punjabi Vagina is, despite the large size of Punjaban Buttocks,
small compared to the body. This refers to relative & not absolute size, for the Punjaban in actual terms often
exceeds the Alpine Indo-Aryan Vagina of Central India. Likewise, relatively small vaginae & penises are found in
other branches of the Nordic-Iranian Race, incl Iranian (Persian, Armenian & Pathan) & Nordic (Scandinavian & N
German).

The exceptions to this rule are Punjabans who have had many children, & those who have mated with 'Telingas' or
'Makranis'. Such women have a stretched-out Dravidianised Vagina & thus relegate the Punjabi Penis to anal
sex
, as they require a Dravidian Penis for Vaginal Orgasms.
1) Traditional Indo-Aryan beliefs regarding the contrasting tightness of the Punjabi Vagina & large size of
Punjaban Buttocks are common in Indian English literature. Thus, Mohan Kumar, Khushwant Singh's implicitly Shudra stud of the 'Kumhara' potter caste, describes this contrast in Yasmine Wanchoo, a Pakistani Punjabi lady:
"'She took me by my hand & led me to the bedroom. She took off everything save her jewellery ... I was surprised to
see that a woman SO LARGE, who had borne two children, had such a SMALL VAGINA ... she took off my shirt & pulled
down my trousers. She gasped at what she saw ... She kissed me hungrily & noisily on {p 36} my nose, lips & neck,
leaving her saliva on me, while she heaved & thumped me with her HUGE BUTTOCKS." ( 'The Company of Women: A
Tragedy of Lust' Basavaraj Naikar. 28-50 in: 'Indian writing in English' Rama Kundu. N Delhi: Atlantic Pubrs & Dist.
2008: 35-6, citing Khushwant Singh 1999: 109-11; caps added).

2) "Ever since Ravana stretched out my Bibi's tight Punjabi Vagina with his 12-inch Telingana Black Snake, she
can't even feel my 4-inch Punjabi Lulli!" - Farhan, Bhangra Forum 12 Jan 2011.

3) "You Punjabi Mundas hate us South Indians coz you're jealous your Soni Kuris don't want your 4-inch
Punjabi Lullis after our Dravidian Men have stretched out their tight Punjabi Vaginas with their one-foot Malabar
Black Snakes
!" - 'Why Punjabis hate South Indians' Lakshmi Shanmugam, Topix 14 Dec 2010.
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza July 14, 2011