B) Prior to performing the Punjabi Plunge, fill your significant others rectum with curry powder and allow your partner flatulate, creating a great red cloud. Immediately insert your member. After finishing, wipe the reddish residue off of your member and put a dot on your partners forehead. This will signify your mastery of the Punjabi Plunge.
Shit I missed it! I was performing my own Punjabi Plunge last night.
Damn! So that's why you stink of curry and Sarah had that dot on her head!