1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.
Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."