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When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...
The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..
by thedude78 September 04, 2012