1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals
Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.
by Kenneth L. October 28, 2005
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To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.
I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.
by Naughty February 8, 2005
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To masturbate , usually associated with guys.
Rather than work hard, Rob would rather stay home and punch the clown.
by Chris March 14, 2005
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to punch your boner till you ejaculate
i'm a sick bastard who likes to punch the clown, sometimes i give it indian burn
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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