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To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?
"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."
by Havoc79 June 10, 2008
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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