|1.||Pump The Pipe|
to masterbate. pumping the pipe originates from the ancient art of placing a hand over ones shaft and moving the hand in a linear motion making sure to pull back the foreskin exposing the urethra ready for ejaculating the semen.
A popular misconception of this phrase is doing the same hand motion whilst urinating to give the false impression of a constant stream of clear semen but infact its just piss.
"Dude this morning I missed breakfast and was starving in class so I had to run to the toilet and pump the pipe into my mouth"