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A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have. 1 - Guess what! I got a job!
2 - Where? 1 - Gas Station, pumping gas! 2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey! |
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A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias. Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.
Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey. |
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| 2. | Pump Monkey | ||
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A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar. "Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain. Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.
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