Quantcast
Subscribe
look up anything, like your first name:
3. Pump Monkey
A Pump Monkey is anyone who is the gas attendent at a gas station. This is one of the lowest jobs someone can have.
1 - Guess what! I got a job!

2 - Where?

1 - Gas Station, pumping gas!

2 - HA! You are such a Pump Monkey!
1. Pump Monkey
A member of the press who intentionally exaggerates the current state of affairs to satisfy a personal political bias.
Reporter: Although unemployment is at a record high, the fact the the DOW average has increased ten points is a sure sign that the economy is growing at a brisk pace.

Reader: Another fantasy land article written by a pump monkey.
2. Pump Monkey
A relentless self-serving cheerleader for financial markets generally motivated by an ulterior motive, e.g. a liar.

"Experts" who promote their own "book," or investment strategy with an aim toward personal gain.
Economic recovery is dependent upon pump monkeys bolstering consumer confidence.
rss and gcal