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1. When you're the slowest of all slowpoke faggots. You take a year to catch on to things like every meme ever.

2. When you samefag harder than anyone ever.

3. When you act like you know a lot about something like guitars when you really don't

4. When your asshole fills up with Santorum.
The following are situations in which you are Pulling a Strick.

1. "Dude guys, have you heard of this thing called Dubstep? LOL it is so cool!"

2. "I'm going to listen to your favorite bands, watch all your favorite movies and talk about all the things that you do so I can be JUST LIKE YOU"

3. "Lol I can play chords. I'm fucking awesome."

4. "My asshole is filled with Santorum!"
by Jim0501 April 18, 2011

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