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The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back... -oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon (an hour later) -dude where the fuck did he go.... -oh man he's just pulling a jonah again |
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| 1. | Pulling a Jonah | ||
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Being unable to answer more than one question at a time. Kelly: "Hey Jonah.. what are you doing on Saturday and where are you?"
Jonah: "I'm at the office." Kelly: "What about the first question? And do you believe that walruses really exist?" Jonah: "Of course they exist. That's a silly question. I love walruses." Kelly: "You still didn't answer the first question. What are you doing Saturday? And why do you love walruses?" Jonah: "They're just so cute and they taste good. Btw, What are you doing Saturday? Want to hang out?" Kelly: *facepalm* I see you are pulling a Jonah again.. |
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