Pulling a Johnson is when someone you're dating falls off the face of the earth, and resurfaces as a soul/faith eating douche bag.
I can't believe he was all up in my shit and now he's pulling a johnson!
by DJ Snatchums August 28, 2010
Passing out in someones front lawn and being picked up in the morning by animal control
Matt pulled a Johnson yesterday. Matt is pulling a johnson
by Maroons March 08, 2007