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1.
When someone on chat says "BRB" and doesn't return for days.
Buddy: Hey bro, brb.
Friend: Aight, I'll be waiting
*3 days pass*
Buddy: Oh hey dude, i'm back, wassup?
Friend: DUDE, IT'S ALREADY THURSDAY, NICE JOB PULLING A JESUS!
by userbrn April 27, 2011
 
2.
Drinking with the intention of getting drunk/plastered/shit faced
Guy 1: Dude what are you doing tonite
Guy 2: Man i had a shitty day so im just gonna be Pulling a jesus
by Cum 5 (2007-08) April 27, 2008
 
3.
pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )
tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !
by VoiceOverArtist December 05, 2009