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It means to not have sexual relations with a woman for a long period of time interspersed with an incredible amount of masturbation.
Tod: What's been up with john? He seems down.

Jake: Oh, he's been Pulling a Gordon for the past few months...

Tod: Ouch... that's sad.
by BetterthanGordon July 11, 2011
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