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Alisa is a dumb bitch in society.

to pull an alisa means to be a dumb bitch who studies her ass off and gets a shit grade in the end.
Emily: Oh shit, I think I pulled an alisa. I studied for a month straight and I still bombed my history exam.

John: you pulled an Alisa? oh shit, you must be a fuckign dumbass.
by ilovemenmenlovesme December 15, 2010