My teacher pulled a Gandalf today when he gave out a quiz that I surely "shall not pass".

The car in the other lane next to me pulled a Gandalf for about 2 miles. He made sure I wouldn't be able to pass.

Bob: Damn, that girl at the end of the bar is looking fine, I think I'm going to try and make a pass at her.
Charles: No way man, she pulled a Gandalf already on 3 other guys who tried me make a pass at her tonight.

Question: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Gandalf