Puglia: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Puglia: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)
Puglia: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Puglia: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Puglia but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.