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"wretched insipiant!"; One who conceals small sewer-rat like dogs such as pug (Brittish mini-bull dogs)for the selfish irreprehensible act of road Head. This originated as a random catch phrase name to call in's from dj "Iron Mike Benson" of 977 htz fm.
Collin converted to pug smuggler after he victimized Mr. Fields.
by ty cob August 02, 2005
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.
I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.
by Eagleboobs July 31, 2010
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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