"wretched insipiant!"; One who conceals small sewer-rat like dogs such as pug (Brittish mini-bull dogs)for the selfish irreprehensible act of road Head. This originated as a random catch phrase name to call in's from dj "Iron Mike Benson" of 977 htz fm.
by ty cob August 02, 2005
A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.
by Eagleboobs July 31, 2010