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To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.
Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"
by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009
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A stuffed animal made by Fisher Price until the early 1980's. Great for humping and masturbating with.
I humping the heck out of the puffalump.

I cummed in a puffalump really hard.
by Big Man January 15, 2005
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N. A lazy person who sits around the house all day smoking your weed and eating your food.
Man, I gotta get that puffalump off my couch.
by meatfluteofsavageblows November 06, 2013
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