Police Officer "I'm giving you a citation for incorrect use of the english language despite being politically American"
Boricua "But how ju stop my car to tell me dat i haf a problema espeaking if ju no hear me talk before ju stop me?"
Police Officer "Well the reason I first stopped you was to cite you for the obstruction of safe driving"
Boricua "Whatchu mean officel?"
Police Officer "That damn giant puerto rican flag covering your entire windshield is a driving hazard dumbass! stupid proud ricans! I hate Puerto Rico."
-ito to the end of everything and are selfish and ignorant.
Joselito: Carlito, ur the mejoritoist person ever, cuz ur puertorican!
Carlito: No joselito u are!!
( Joselito and Carlito kiss)