North American excrement from pangea
Puerto Ricans are under actually the impression that Puerto Rico is an actual country. Hahahaha
The island of enchantment. An island with over 270 miles of amazingly beautiful beaches. The culinary capital of the Caribbean. Famous for its seductive nightlife. Home to endless natural beauty. Home and birthplace of Barcardi
. Birthplace of Salsa. And home to the most good-looking and happiest people on Earth.
Ignore any pointless definitions. They were written mostly by ignorant, stupid, hillbilly, redneck incompetents who were probably born on shitty land-locked states, probably haven't been further than 10 miles from the most insignificant town of (insert shitty, useless town name here) on which they were born, and the closest they have been to a beach is a toad infested lake.
Puerto Rico does it better.
1) a beautiful, historic caribbean island. a territory of the united states of america and home to some of the most beautiful people in the world. contrary to popular belief and other ignorant comments on this website, PUERTO RICANS ARE NOT GHETTO. as with any race, there are undesirable characters. however, i am puerto rican myself and i am not ghetto. in fact, my whole family is extremely educated and attend/ have attended prestigious private schools. we work hard, and are contributing members of society. so before you think we're ghetto, think also of white trash and ghetto african americans. don't play into stereotypes.
2) home to beautiful, sexy & shapely women
3) latinas do it better ;)
oh she's from puerto rico? no wonder she's gorgeous.
jennifer lopez (says it all)
bruno mars is part puerto rican
Puerto Rico is the island so beautiful on which nobody in his right mind wants to live. This shithole is bragged about as being paradise only by those Puerto Ricans living in the mainland who know they have a way out. This is the perfect place to go if you are white and would like to part ways with your wallet. Many Puerto Ricans claim to speak Castillian Spanish and pick to pieces Anglo Spanish teachers who believe in the grammatical purtiy of Spanish. Only a small fraction of Puerto Ricans living in the U.S. proper can create a grammatical construction in Spanish. If you have actually met a Puerto Rican male who has read one novel (novella for our latino friends) you have met a true celebrity.
Echate pa ca soy cien porciento boriqueno, Puerto Rico.
An Island located to the west of the Dominican Republic. Annexed by the U.S. and now basically is part U.S. Puerto Rico has no identity they are owned by the U.S. Puerto Rico uses U.S. currency. When vacationing in Puerto Rico do not talk or get comfortable with the island women for they are actually penis bearing transexuals. As for the puerto rican male population, they are often called faggots due to their obsession with plucking eyebrows that often look better than their mothers. American Puerto Rican women don't marry their own but often marry african american thugs. Puerto Ricans don't believe in god but only in Rosie Perez.
puerto rico the home of transexuals, ricky martin and rosie perez
An island that is part of the united states. They are for the most part, self governing. They collect welfare, pay taxes, and vote all for the us government.
Another example of diversity in the united states.
La isla del encanto. If its so beautiful and enchanted then perhaps ricans should go back. Puerto Rico is an econmic burden to the United States allowing the wild and crazy proud natives to freely wander into the united states (primarily florida) and ruin our lives. They are loud and obnoxious creatures that fail to shut up. As entry #5 stated, they are becoming an infestation. So much so that over 300 of them have negatively thumbed the previous entry.
Boricua "Whuat is de mattel officel?"
Police Officer "I'm giving you a citation for incorrect use of the english language despite being politically American"
Boricua "But how ju stop my car to tell me dat i haf a problema espeaking if ju no hear me talk before ju stop me?"
Police Officer "Well the reason I first stopped you was to cite you for the obstruction of safe driving"
Boricua "Whatchu mean officel?"
Police Officer "That damn giant puerto rican flag covering your entire windshield is a driving hazard dumbass! stupid proud ricans! I hate Puerto Rico."