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1. Puerto Rican Muscle
Fat.

Something that obese Puerto Rican men have; they nonetheless appear attractive to hot Puerto Rican women.
Clyde: "Yo man, how is that fat-ass with HER? She's smokin' hot..."
Bernard: "Aw, he just got shaped up, plus he's got tons of Puerto Rican Muscle."
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