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1.
A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida
Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.
by mega oper July 10, 2008

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2.
Slang term for Orlando Florida because of the infestation of Puerto Ricans. Mostly the douchebags sporting "Boricua" stickers on their idiotic vehicles.

If their so damn proud of their heritage by sporting said sticker, why the fuck don't they move back?
Recent Acquaintance: Hey man where you from?

Me: PuertoLando

Recent Acquaintance: WTF is that?

Me: Just another place in America where an American is a minority.

by zeitzler April 16, 2008