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Pueblo West High School is filled to the brim with scum sucking cretins. Whether they're a DECA kid, (goblins and punks stuffed into business attire) or a jock who never really left middle school (I'm looking at you, C.R.) chances are slim you'll have any fond memories of the time you spent with them. If you're like me, and you hung around these miserable excuses for human beings for four years, you'll probably relish the time you spend in the bathroom because it is so delightfully fucking quiet.

That's not to say that everyone at the school is a depressingly useless parody of humanity. In fact, there is the occasional brilliant, interesting person populating the halls. An IQ over 90 makes you a mental giant around here, a vibrant beast among pale gray sacks of organic material that are far more interested in things like Jersey Shore and the rims on their truck than any sort of mentally stimulating pursuits. These semi-dormant lumps of decomposing flesh inevitably suffocate anything remotely unique by virtue of sheer weight.

But I guess it's not that bad. We've only had two known murderers attend this school in the last year. And only one of them shot someone's dad.
Fuck man. That's horrible. I'm really sorry to hear that... Listen, if you need anything, and I mean ANYTHING, you just gimme a call, aight? Even if you just wanna talk. Fuck, man. Pueblo West High School. That fuckin' sucks. No one should have to go through that. Fuck.
by leavingsoon April 04, 2011
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Where the dreams of children go to die.
Where does he go to school?

Pueblo West High School

Ouch. His life is over.
by yomanitsnoah March 08, 2012
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In opposition to the existing definition, Pueblo West High School is an academic academy of the highest excellence and class. The noble instruction staff provides the "dopest" teaching styles to guide you through your high school career. The sports teams participate in their designated areas with the highest sportsmanship and honor. To wear a Pueblo West Jersey scrupulously justifies a truly definite athlete.

In addition, despite the diverse community of young school-goers, the students of this school have come to accept each other as individuals and all communicate with little haste or hostility. The population of increasingly intelligent students also posses the power to properly display individuality in the art of style. Walk down the halls in this school and you will notice immediately that every student is proud of their "swagger" and flaunts it as such.

After-school life in this area is also very prominent. The party life directly deprived from this institute is only defined by a scene of the utmost class and prosperity. There should be no visualizations of underage drinking or "pot smoking" at these gatherings. More common, however, are Harry Potter themed parties accompanied by non-alcoholic butter beer.

The cheerleaders are very good and nice.
"Hey dude! What school do you go to?"
"Hello good sir, I attend Pueblo West High School."
"Whoa! Cool! I wish my parents would send me there!"
"You can accompany me! All sorts are permitted!"
by maxmurtha March 16, 2011
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Located in the middle of a dirt hole. Windy all the fuckin time so beware ur hair WILL get raped, but this school starts so damn early u won’t have time to fix it, sorry. Consists of mainly white trash who smoke pot all day (but then again what school isn’t like this?) & people who think they are cool cuz they wear Hollister and a&f everyday. Were 07’ state champs In football, rlly the only thing this school has to show for itself. Some party goers, mainly the seniors and some juniors and sophomores, the freshies are to fkn annoying. The semi-pretty girls here are mostly short chicks who wear heels to make themselves taller. The cheerleaders (who suck, most are fat chicks) are really the only popular chicks, they think they are badass cuz..well actually I don’t even kno why they think they’re so dope..newsflash yo, ur not. No guys are really hot here, some of the seniors are, some of the younger guys (10th & 11th graders) are hot but usually dicks or are annoying as fuck, which ruins it. The only cool people who go here are the ppl who aren't that “popular” and don’t have sex w/everyone. I don’t mean the nerds or weird ass people, I mean the mo fukin cool ass people. Try to find em. Some teachers are cool but most u will learn to hate. The classes are chill sometimes & aren’t very hard so u usually don’t feel like ur learning anything, so why the fuck am I going to school?! That’s the real question.
“Where do you go to school?”

“Ah, man I go to pueblo west high school bro.”

“I heard that school sucks”

“Yeah, mostly, don’t learn shit. I dig my friends tho, they’re chill.”
by 2cool4skool567 February 25, 2011
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