Iconic mascot of BBC's Annual tediathon Children In Need resembling a large blond teddy bear with a bandaged eye. Or huge blonde muff. Ye olde English.
"Gosh Sir, she was a tidy bit a trim you got hold of last night".
"Appearances can be deceptive Jeeves. Sliding my hand into her gusset was like slipping one's hand into "pudsey bear's" eye patch".