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A fat hockey player who likes to j&ck off alot and molests small children in his spear time.
Me and pudlick j*acked off today and then he molested me for 3 years.
by Er1c C0nti April 15, 2004
1.a Russian hockey player who loves sweet and sour pork and has a bad habbit of being tripped; ugly, hairy buffoon with bad temper
2. Jared's lover
"I was in the penalty box, and Pudlick raped me, and then kidnapped me back to Russia where he molested me for a month or so."
"I think you need therapy."
by Cho1 April 03, 2004