pud
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods is a pud.
by fuck tiger December 11, 2009
pud
A person that can't hold his weed smoke.
We just smoked like 3 bongs and that pud Ben T. threw up and shit.
by D robot January 30, 2009
PUD
sideways inside out furry vagina, pickled in semen and smelling of vinegar

pronunciation: sounding like could with a P
That nasty whore had a PUD!
by Andrew Nurtz April 13, 2006
pud
(P)ost
(U)rination
(D)rip
After you shake it and like 2 minutes later you feel a warm sensation in your pants, that's pud. This phenomenon is sometimes caused by a mis-aligned fly which can cut off the flow of the urethra.
by Marklar420 March 30, 2006
pud
A pud is a male person who has a baby face and who's hips are wider than his shoulders. He basically has a pear shaped body with a baby face. Also describes a person with a pudley build. Often combined with a few other words, such as pudley shmuckster or pudley shmucktologist.
Look at that pud standing over there going through the lesbian videos...He probably has nightly fantasies of taking a big 15" strap-on in his butt.
by Knocker Walker December 19, 2005
Pud
a very beaten down automobile or bicycle.
Werd dawg! im bout ta hit up dat pud ova dere.
by werdna April 10, 2005
Pud
The penis of a pathetic human specimen.
What are you going to do all day sit inside and whack your pud?
by blindspot February 17, 2005

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