Pud
The entirety of the male genitalia. Clutching the "pud" would entail grabbing your entire sac as well as your penis.
"Wanna suck my pud?"
by professeur March 02, 2009
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Pud
A human male's penis
We're so worried about little Billy. The other day his sister caught him playing with his pud.
by Miguel du Bris November 11, 2003
Pud
1. The male penis
2. A lazy, useless, or very weak person.
1. I lost my girlfriend, so now i have to wack my pud.
2. He just sits around all day like a little pud.
by PIMP May 03, 2007
pud
The male genitalia - a penis, dick, cock, or dork.
Larry sat home all evening and pulled his pud.
by B. Sure January 16, 2003
Post Urinal Drips. Usually only caused by males.
Johnny walk out of the toilet and you could tell he had a PUDS.
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
pud
An abnormally weak and wimpy person. Synonym for wimp, weakling, pussy, and wussy. Also indicative of someone with lots of fear, afraid of almost anything. A pud would run from any fight, shy away from any argument, be and be physically weak. Typically an insult equated with failure as far as a physical challenge or inability to take on easy challenges. Also synonymous with pudwacker.
Dude, just do it, don't be such a pud

AWW Man, The hot girl wanted to make out with Matt, but he got scared and ran away. What a little pud!

What, you can't even bench the freekin bar! What a pud!
by Schweinsberg August 02, 2004
pud
Post urinal drip.

After you pee, sometimes there's a little drippage or leakage coming out of your penis. It's called post-urinal drip. This is common amongst boys and men of all ages. It's the reason why underwear lining is thicker at the front.
Wife: Whoa, did you just pee your pants?
Husband: No.. that's just pud.
Wife: Pud?
Husband: Yes, pud. Post-urinal drip. I just went pee. That's just a little extra leftover that was caught in my urethra.
by ebrian August 17, 2011
"Pointless Ups and Downs." Hikers use this term to describe trails that have extremely strenuous topography.
It's nice to hike this flat lake-side trail after spending all last weekend hiking puds in Colorado.
by STHiker July 12, 2004

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