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Fist Full of Pubes 

Whilst working in the food service industry, what said employee throws onto orders when customers bitch about their orders
Scott: This customer says she doesn't like the chicken. She wants it recoiled.
Joe: Sounds like the missing ingredient is a fist full of pubes.

Pubessence 

The smell of one's genitals and surrounding area. For the well maintained, this can be a pleasant, intoxicating aroma. For the unkept, it can be a vile, sweaty, offensive stench.
Her pubessence was like a garden of flowers. I buried my face and tongued her delecate petals.

That whore's pubessence was like sour cheese. I gagged. She put the stank in stank finger braaaaahhhh.
Pubessence by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

pubestain 

the stain, frequently found on the crotch of the underpants, resulting from semen that has stuck to the pubes
I've been fucking too much recently as evidenced by the pubestains in my undies.
pubestain by Buttceth November 6, 2012

dirty bag of pubes 

A way to insult someone that they'll be so confused by it they can't possibly have a good comeback.
Hey, go fuck yourself , you dirty bag of pubes.
dirty bag of pubes by Cliffe009 January 3, 2017

Pubesmegator

This refers to anything negative or you don’t like
God Tasha is being such a pubesmegator”
Pubesmegator by Bobshackleford November 29, 2020

Guido Pubes 

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Puerto Rican Pubes
After her date with Tony, Maria was thankful he had Guido Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.
Guido Pubes by Gavin Rosdale March 6, 2010