Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need hide them in your anus.
Hair that grows near your 'danger area'! If you shave it it gets itchy,and if you leave it there...it's itchy!
Trimming is your only option,but shladies and females should wax it.
abundance of hair in the pubic area
His pubes are like a fucking jungle. Tigers and little Indian tribes that run around with spears and yell AAAAHHHHH!!!! roam and reside there.
all that hair around your reproductive area
what color are you pubes?
A course, curly hair that grows around teh groin of both male and females. Often found on computer desks or on the carpets in your friends bedrooms.
Hmm their seems to be an alien pubic hair in my gin, I don't know whos it is...
I managed to staunch my bleeding anus with expired pubes from off the landing
eww that bitch needs to wax her bikini line, everyone can see her pubes
A single strand of hair from the pubic region. Characteristically curly and smelly.
MOM! There's a pube on my toothbrush again!
. men want u to shave it and its basically required, but if u hav dark thick hair then you know that it's not that simple...
"Shave ur bikini line. Ur pubes are showing, thats disgusting"